A Real Old Interview

A Real interview Lawrence 67 Hello everybody out there in poetry land welcome to another edition of where are they now I’m your roving reporter jubo de la chingaw jr. the 3rd Today we have journeyed far back in time to interview a young Lawrence man 67 Hello Lawrence man 67 may I ask why they call you Lawrence man? Well mister Jubo it’s like this I was my father’s first born and his name was Link man So I was the first man And what happened to your father Lawrence man? Oh he went missing The missing Link? Yeah I know I get that from everybody Okay so how’s it going back here in the olden days well let me tell you about it mr. Jubo it’s not too terrific living in the Mesolithic I mean in order to visit our nearest neighbors we got to travel through summer winter and fall they live quite far the terrain is rough and you can’t get there by car? Because of the rough terrain? No, the wheel hasn’t been invented yet And we can’t call them at all Because there’s no phones? No, because they’re Neanderthal and they haven’t learned to use their vocal cords It’s not too terrific living in the Mesolithic And we have some real bad predators you know Oh, you mean like sabretooth and megalodon No I mean like a real shomo Stranger danger does effect us You got to watch out for them Homo erectus walking around all the time with their erectus out damn homos It’s not too terrific living in the Mesolithic Alrighty then, that will end this addition of Where are they now ? brought to you by jubos Lolo car, truck, and bicycle insurance, where our motto is, we insure that we will insure you so long as you don’t have an accident Good night everybody